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Abstract Expressionist Biker Sluts
P182
de Koonings on Harleys!


Abstract Trailertrashism
P333
The Rothko family at home.

Accidental Tourist
642
Caught in a sperm storm.


´King of the Jews´ Blues
223
The King gets down!

Adam, Eve and Yvette
66
From the Book of Rembrandt.


A Few Pounds
C142


A Few Pounds (painted version)
142



After the Bath
991


Agua del Bano
450



All You Can Eat
820
Picasso at the buffet.

All You Need to know...
0000
This is ME. Just so you know, I´m just a needy, starving (well, I haven´t eaten yet today) ARTIST. Because my ART reveals my inner person, I just thought I´d throw in a picture with some clothes on. (picture courtesy of Jim Sendek)


Amateur Night
P193
Pokers Dogs bluff.

more POKER art!

...and Nothing Would Ever Grow There Again!
245
After the Rothko storm.


Angels with Post-Modern Adjustments
P190
Van Gogh and Picasso do their part in updating some Renaissance angels.

Another Sad Song
178



Another Tough Break for the Jewish Team
C115


Another Tough Practice for the Jewish Synchronized Swim Team
590



Arrangement in Gray and Black Passed Out in her own Vomit
P183


Artist´s Studio, 1 Bath
627
Da Vinci,Picasso, Matisse, Titian, Degas, Renoir, Modigliani, Rembrandt... have to share.


Artist Dealing with Downturned Economy
P313
Another Da Vinci/Mona Lisa/Recession parody.

Artist Dealing with Sarcasm
3568



Artist Hiring Undocumented Workers
2457
Good art requires cheap labor. Les Demoiselles send money back to Avignon.

Artist Making a Correction
435
Mr. Wyeth changes his mind.


Artist Seeking Inspiration
6737
Michelangelo at the Sistine Coffee Shop wonders about his next project.

Artist with Abandoned Car
436
Another van Gogh parody with DUI implications!


Artist with Leftovers
100
Rubens has left something for the girls.

Artist with Model
P162



Artist with No Plumbing
437


Assberg!
P191
A tail of the sea!


At the Top
C137


Avoiding the Rough
P329



Bad Bird
261


Bad Dogs
P199
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Bad Slice
C135
A golf course is no place for nudity! With Bobby Jones.

Barnett Newman in the Louvre, Savagely Beaten with his Own Painting
2457
Barnet Neuman actually painted a 3 inch wide painting. And he looked so proud...


Beached Nude
546
Matisse´s Blue Nude being removed from Manet´s Beach.

Before the White Man
224



Beginning of the Nude Rights Movement
975


Between Jobs
1543
Concerning the high unemployment rate among nudes...


Big Wheel
256


Big Women
C002



Birth of the Blues
348
The true story.

Boat People, Nude in Bath
499



Bottom of the Ninth
134


Boy with Candle
878



Bring it around on Monday (The Jewish Mechanic)
366


Calling the Dog
349
Matisse´s musicians are no match for the Poker Dog.


Capt. Frans Banning Cocq and Lt. Willem van Ruytenburch Trying on Helga´s Underwear (Nightwatching)
354
Helga sleeps with her window open.

Captives of the Flightless Birds
613



Career Change
P360
Comes a time in the career of every artist...

Catch of the Day
687



Chip Shot, Gettysburg
P149


Christina´s Energy Crisis
P303
The Olsen farm has not adjusted well.


Christina´s Parking Space
P310


Christina´s Times Square
P306



Christina´s Urban Legend
P343
Only a myth?

Christina´s World of Exotic Dancing
P316
Has to make a living!


Christina in Africa
424


Christina Removed for Observation
P116
"Christina´s World" revisited.


Christina with Starving Artist
0003
Don´t mind me. Let me know if I can help. I´ll just wait here. Lalalalalalala...

Class Struggle
733
A Marxist allegory.


Cleaning Woman
C007
Beneath the Pollack

Climate Change
8967



Close to Schools
4654
Postmodern Constructionism

Clumsy Nude
C075



Cold Fruit
498


Color Theory
301



Crossing the Border
P341
Kinkades prove a tasty distraction!

Cubicle-ism
859



Dad´s Drinking Problem
140
Too much Kirchner watching.

Damn!
C232
Deer hunting on Monet´s Thames.


Dante Leaves Virgil in Hell
C089


Death Valley, Sunny Day
901
Caillebotte on Holiday


Deconstructed Sunset with Angel and Beached Whale
987


Deer with Asphalt
617



Designated Driver
10


Design Flaw
P166



Distracted by Intense Conversation and Personal Problems, Capt. Frans Banning Cocq and Lt. Willem van Ruytenburch Wander Up the Ass of Louis XV´s Mistress
P150


Dogs Going to Hell
P147
Who´s bluffing?


Do Not Disturb Occupants
984


Drunk Again, Arles
P153
a Gauguin,Van Gogh parody


Dusk
4579


Dutch Nudes Half-Price Day Mishap
473
Another in the fat Rembrandt Nude series.


Dysfunctional Social Drinking Patternsand their Effect on Upper Atmospheric Ozone Depletion
C128


Emergency Orthopedics
P319
Kertesz dials "911".


Employees Only
132
The Pope can´t get any privacy in the Sistine restroom.

End of the Trail
P156



Enormous Butt, Hernandez, New Mexico
C114


Epiphany
P164
Another Van Gogh parody--with Sunflowers!


Eternal Vigilance
C032


Ethanol
P335



Everything Coming Up Roses
786
A Night at the Opera

Fear of Sexual Harassment
567
Office Politics


Feng Shui
P309
Moving into Mr. K´s Neighborhood affects Bud Fields and his family.

Final Reflection
885



First Draft
5473
Not subtle enough for Leonardo.

First Encounter
467
Giotto air disaster.


Fixer-Upper
6723
Deco-Impressionism

Flea Market of the Gods
C074



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Footsteps
986
Delvaux, Hitchcock

Forget Something?
0004
Didn´t you notice that "Flea Market" special? You gonna pass that up. Okay. You´re the boss.


Frida and Diego are Warned about the Dog
2665
Frida Kahlo and Diego Rivera, and Spot.

Frida and Diego Ask Directions
P192



Frida and Diego Avoid Detection
P350
Frida Kahlo, Diego Rivera, Monet...but where?

Frida and Diego Scare the Crap Out of Gertrude Stein
435
Frida Kaho, Diego Rivera, Gertrude Stein, Van Gogh, Lautrec, Rockwell,Matisse, Rembrandt,Picasso,et al.


Full Count, Mother´s Day
685
Whistler´s Mother in a tight game.

Georgia O´Keeffe on her Boat
622



Georgia O Keeffe Finds a Bone in her Szechuan Rice Noodles
P311
How Georgia O´Keeffe Met Alfred Stieglitz.

Ghosts of Destiny,or Paolo´s Binge Drinking
356



Girl Playing with Scissors
241


Girl with Minnie Pearl Earrings
P322
Vermeer gone country


Goldfish
8657


Goodbye, Norma Jean!
C113



Gothic Makeover
C138


Gothic Weather
C122



Gotta Dance!
509


Group
P160



Happier Times
P197
Before Dorothea Lange

Hard Choices
P339
Another Creationist theory.


Hard Times
C105


Haystacks, Paris, Evening II
4578



Haystacks, Paris, Evening III
9857


Hazards Incumbent in the Adaptation of Traditional Myth to a Redefined Urban Ecosystem
C244



He Had to Go Back!
P331


He was her (Renaissance) Man...
P307
...but he done her wrong.


Hey, It Happens!
434
...after a hard campaign.

Homage to Personal Ambivalence toward Obsessive-Compulsive Geometrical Representation
437
Enough is enough...


Home Field
464


Home Study
744



House of (too much) Light
324


House Warming
P345



Inner-Child Confrontation
P171


Installation
815



In the Beginning
C088


In the Paint
P167



Irises
807


Island of Used Nudes
C089



Joe Louis Surprises Max Schmeling, Charles I, Woman with Chicken and a Group of Tourists
738


Judicial Review
902
The 1896 Supreme Court.


Jumping Christina
P358
A new ride in Andrew Wyeth-land. Whoring to skateboarders.

Koan
C092



Last Call
657


La Tension Erotique
904



Lincoln High: Homecoming
P312
The Fighting Republicans rule!

Little Shop of Fornicating Chinese
207



Lonely Hearts
C086


Looking at Art
P323



Look Scared!
723


Lost Horizon
243



Love Poem
744


Luncheon of the Solar Eclipse Party
P356
The "Boating Party" comes prepared.


Luncheon of the Trucking Party
C132


Madonna of the Caffeine Problem
C207



Madonna of the Happy Hour
624


Madonna of the Unexamined Life
739
A "Desperate Housewives" parody. With God. And Lucrezia Borgia.


Making Quota
P321


Making Quota with Artist
0006
What about my Quota? Never mind. I won´t bother you again. Sorry.


Man Eating Peach
650


Man with One Leg
6875



Mid-Life Crisis (with Nude)
945


Ming Stealing Liquor
210
Sometimes even the Emperor of the Universe gets a "merciless" thirst!


Monday
C059


Moonlight Serenade
593



Moonrise
P324
Homage to A. Adams

Moving On
7568



My Sister´s Orange
C143
The artists first real photograph! An unaltered still life. Not a photo collage. From my sister´s orange tree.

Take that Edward Weston!

Mystic Smile-o-dontia
P186
A Mona Lisa Dental Parody


My Turn
966


Napoleon Retreating from the Morning Commute
P173



Near-Death Experience
859
Coffee/Ballet/Magritte parody

Neighbors
P358
The people of Kinkade Heights don´t take kindly to less irritating art.


(neo-classic constructivism) "Abandoning The Inner City"
822

"Abandoning the Inner City"



Neo-Impressionist Parking
P334
a Van Gogh, parking parody


New Members
754
NO RUNNING IN THE POOL AREA

New Moves
P318
Degas introduces the latest steps.


North Pole Man
C206
For the Archeologist, Paleontologist in your life. (Predates "Kwanza" Man, but not "Hannukah Man")

Nuclear Submarine at Giverny
934
Nuclear Impressionism


Nude Bather, Insensitive to the Needs of Others
P340
Hopper, Gauguin, Picasso, Renoir, Klimpt, Ingres, Cezanne,, Chagall, Lautrec, Matisse--a long line.

Nude Bathing
C023



Nude Blues
C119


Nude Carjacking
888



Nude Driving
C025
Modigliani at the wheel.

Nude Freedom Day
C353
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A nude/Hopper/Nighthawks parody.


Nude in Tight Parking Space
C108
A Matisse/Parking parody

Nude Rebounding
C126



Nude Scratching
962


Nude Scratching (Painted)
696



Nudes Enjoying Georgia O´Keeffe´s "Waterfall III" with Absolutely No Homoerotic Overtones Whatsoever
C352
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Nude with Broken Fuel Gauge
P308
The Gasoline crunch


Nude with Right Hook
959
A Boxing/Rembrandt fantasy

Nude with Tupperware
C141



Nude with Whiplash
973


Obsessed Girl at Mirror
P304
Teenage Angst.


Oil and Water
P320
Keeping in Shape.

On Break
147



On the Road Again
C129


Open Window
967
Hopper Dust Bowl


Original Sin
C076
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Our Little Girl
846
Menage a Hopper and Rockwell


...Outta Here!
P354
Motorcycle/Mona Cycle Mama! another Mona Lisa parody. Homage to DaVinci. Renaissance Biker Chick.

Overslept
877
A Pre-Raphaelite/Buzzard study


Over the Limit
C016


Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
P327



Phase II
6786


Photo-Op Art
P325
Japanese Art


Pintos, Chinatown
125


Poet in Search of his Moose
C120



Post-Impressionist Motorcycle Club
P355
Sunday Afternoon Motorcycle Rally on La Grand Jatte.

Post-Industrial Creationism
C127
Just a theory.


Post- Modern Rebels from Hell on Wheels
P145
a motorcycle art parody.

Practice
P161
Stravinsky and his Neighbors


Preliminary Study
019


Premature Evacuation
077



Pre-Raphaelite Water Sports
333


Property Values
P342



Public School
534


Quality Control
C079



Reality Check
748


Reality Check with Artist
0006
Don´t Mind Me.


Rear Window
C066
Another Michelangelo, Sistine Chapel parody.

Red Room with Circumcision, Sales Seminar and Nearby Water Sports
P347



Remodeling
C097


Revenge of the Meat
C095



Right to Remain Silent Night
C219


Running of the Bulls sur l´herbe
C362
Brand New

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Sea Mimes
200


Secret Playmates
8755
What little Sarah was hiding in her room.


Self Promotion
C121


Shhhhh!
P159



Sleeping Woman with Poor People
025


Some Days are Better Than Others
8569



Some Enchanted Evening
P336
The Gang´s all here!

Song of Spring
C067



Staying for Breakfast?
C080


Still Life with Australopithecines
C010



Still Life with Dead Toreador, Nude, Dempsey, Firpo and Public Transportation
5856


Still Life with Eating Disorder
C131



Still Life with Samurai, Zebra, Solar Eclipse and Lace Panties
678


Still Life with Unfulfilled Fantasy
3568
Look closely now. We´ve all been there.


Still Life with Yuppies
C068


Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers

Collectible Concert Poster
P101
April-June 1995: Cal Expo/Shoreline Amphitheater

A limited number of these concert posters, designed for Bill Graham Presents, still exist. Signed by the artist (Barry Kite)


Summer of ´31
138
Who can forget?

Sunday Afternoon, Burning Fossil Fuels
C136



Sunday Afternoon, In a Small Room
C070


Sunday Afternoon, Late
6754
Time to go!


Sunday Afternoon, Looking for the Car
111


Sunday Afternoon, Overmedicated
P180



Sunday Afternoon, Risktaking
P179


Sunday Afternoon, Shot by the National Guard
P315



Swept Away
9575


Taunting of the Polar Nudes
7445



Tech Support
P154


Test of Faith
C125



The 24-Hour Cafe des Artistes
9765


The ´Birdie Putt´ Theory
8568



The ´Bud´ Drinker
9465


The ´Match Point ´ Theory
657



The ´Nowhere to Hide´ Blues
7533
Just wants to play his clarinet.

The Alternative
479
The Creation of Man, revisited.


The Artist´s Mom
P198


The Bad Ballet
C124



The Big Game
9733


The Blind Musician
P155
No one expects the "Tour de France"!


The Boat People Get Lucky
P338


The Deterioration of Pantheistic Folklore to Transient Peer Gathering
P328



The Distraction
452


The Docent
5683



The Drive-by Execution of Emperor Maximilian
6548


The Dutch Girls Escape from Georgia O´Keeffe´s Barn
8455



The Expulsion Barbie
6586


The Fall of Man
540
A Michelangelo parody.


The Final Frontier
8945


The Five Freedoms
P194
Norman Rockwell stopped at four. Or did he?


The Garden of Uninsured Motorists
C134


The Grateful Sailor
C243



The Greenhouse Effect
P344


The Hindenburgers
P326
Everybody loves a picnic!


The Illusion is Revealed
5879


The Introduction of Reductivist Sensibilities into a Closed Illusionistic System, and the Van They Came In
6785



The Jewish Doctor
6897


The Minotaur Eyed his Espresso
8538



The Naughty Boy
C117


The Nude Rights Movement: Confrontation
P185



The Nude Rights Movement: Organizing
P314


The Price of Freedom
1865
A political statement!


The Primitive Church
875


The Second (Somewhat Reluctant) Coming
P346



The Sistine Bowl-Off
C082


The Sistine Escalator
P301
Creation of Technology


The Sistine World Tour
C130


The Socratic Method
P195



The Southern Slopes
C133


The Spring Line
P172



The Stolenluggagefest Attracted Many Tourists
3568


The Tasing
C365
Brand New

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Julius II was amused at first, then told Michelangelo to tone it down some. (from the Sistine Chapel)


The Tension was Palpable
748


The Underwear Thief
6784



Too Jewish?
9865
The only art allowed in Hell.

Too Much Blush?
244
"Les Demoiselles d´Avignon" prepare for their big opening. Pablo supervises.


Too Much Love
457


Trouble with Angels
C139



Trout Fishing in France
172


Tsunami, Pont Neuf
733



Turbulence
C221


Uncle Tom´s Art Gallery
402
Tom´s new manager, Simon Legree, is hard on the art.


Under the Bed
322
The Boogey Man? Jesus?

Undertones
3579



Unexpected Downpour
357


Un-impressionism
P348



Un-listed Prints
420
T order prints you don´t see here, but sort of remember the title.

Vagabond Shoes
643
Christina makes it to the Big Apple.


Visionary
C087
Edward S. Curtis meets Magritte (on the golf course)

Waiting for Love
757



When Will It End?
123
Yes, a "Nighthawks" parody.

Whistler´s Lesbian Mother
P174



White People Dancing
P165


Whose Bet?
C073
Five of a kind? Or the Da Vinci Code? Florentine Hold-Em. Poker parody.


Wings
784


Woman Making Late Mortgage Payment
P144



Woman with Jewish-Magicianfish
232


Wrong Turn
4546
Dejeuner sur l´Dust Bowl


You Can´t Sleep Here!
568
A postmodern homeless problem.

You Have Made Me So Happy!
0007
Thanks soooo much for visiting my website today...


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